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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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brazilian thunder

Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.
I heard Joses Brazilian thunder from three miles away as he went at it with Magdalena.
by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016
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Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."
by miminoto April 30, 2021
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Thunder in Paradise

Damn, look at the ass on her, she’s got a little thunder in paradise.
by CespedesWildBoar February 18, 2020
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Thunder Paw

Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.
"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"
by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022
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War Thunder Mobile

Game,

You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat
by WarthunderGamer May 29, 2024
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Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
by Z329 July 18, 2022
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