Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you
Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 30, 2020
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emo squirrel

emo squirrel : adjective

an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
a kid named hazel called me an emo squirrel today. i fell very hurt
by maxissupercool April 30, 2022
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squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.
"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"
by dyenasor October 15, 2022
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lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.
A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013
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squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn
"Isaac has squirrel nipples"
by I_am_the_burger_King February 08, 2017
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squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 17, 2009
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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater July 04, 2006
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