jack main

A player of the hit 2007 game Osu of the game mode, mania, who mains a skillset known as jacks. Said player is often cringe as jacks cringe.

tech main : oh yeah you know winther

speed main : yes i know but he hack and jacks cringe he jack main

stamina main : jacks more like (cringe

by upr- September 2, 2021

jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.

billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.

by olyshit December 18, 2010

Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...

You stay Johnson Jacking.

by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019

Roll Jack

A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)

During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.

by dewner March 7, 2011

Steamy Jack

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.

"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"

by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007

Scissor Jack

When a girl or guy... or a they them, while on their knees, jerks off two guys at the same time who are standing perpendicular to their left and right. The kneeler then proceeds to jerk off the guy on their left with the right arm and the guy on the right with their left arm forming an X and a scissor motion.

Yo dis ho scissor jacked me and Tyree last night. I thought he wa gon cum on me, but then she stuck her head in the jack and did he old look left right left.

by Taint Stick December 31, 2019

jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them

" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"

by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012