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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
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Clapped

William baker is clapped
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Clapped

uglier than no neck ed
bro your layout is clapped change that shit rn
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Jap Clap

A "superbug" (resistant to all antibiotics currently used to fight the sexually transmitted disease) strain of gonorrhea discovered in Japan called H401.
Be careful in the Japanese red light district; all the girls have Jap Clap.
by JappyClapper August 1, 2011
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Clap

An STD or an insult to one of your friends.
Person 1:‘You have clap’
Person 2: ‘No I don’t, I’m a virgin
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
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Miami clapping

Late 80s/early 90s dancing accompaniment, mostly occurring (or at least originating) in gay bars, where dancers would raise their arms and clap rhythmically to instrumental parts of songs while dancing.
You used to always see crowds in dance clubs Miami clapping to old school house music.
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