cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.
jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore
by greenday0398 September 21, 2008
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wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.
I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.
by Manugga27382 July 08, 2014
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dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024
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Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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jotaros._.wife

i love her sm i don't blame u for wanting to immediately marry her, she an amazing person <333
Person 1: hey have you heard of jotaros._.wife??
Person 2:yes!!
Person 1: :D
by xed7even April 04, 2021
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jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)
person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD
by xed7even April 04, 2021
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