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math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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Math Patolagin

Quentin, you are such a good math patolagin
by MasaQ May 27, 2018
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Math

The one thing that everybody hates and sucks at.
by Is_drama_lama December 18, 2017
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Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia
“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia
by Meghaladon December 18, 2017
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maths

Maths:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Sometimes
I hate maths.
by Celaena Sardotien April 23, 2018
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