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left-leg-lean

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.
Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.
by jdmccallen March 11, 2008
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lefted

(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
by cjc1 January 5, 2009
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left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.
I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.
by left laner October 27, 2007
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Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.
Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.
by seanmft April 23, 2014
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left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
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