Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
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epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.
epic fail failure played loser epic powned
by Epic failage March 25, 2011
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finale fail

Failing to see the last episode of a tv-series season, and instead start to watch the next season. Might occur when failing to count the number of discs in a DVD-box, or failing to download a complete season.
A: Damn, I failed the finale of 'How I Met Your Mother' season 3 last night.
B: That must really suck for you, since it's no use watching the finale now that you know that Ted (... insert spoiler) in the end of it.
A: Well, I realized that I had finale failed and managed to turn it off before that was revealed in the prologue of the first episode of season 4, but thanks.
by TomasJ April 13, 2010
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fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity
Carly is such a fail basket.
by winbucket November 04, 2010
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fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
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Generational Relay Race Fail

When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.
I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.
by MauCougar September 20, 2023
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Bad Fail

When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.
Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.
by Teh_Hoplite August 20, 2007
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