Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by Étienne September 16, 2021
Get the Evanmug. A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.
Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh
Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.
Person 1: oh
by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018
Get the Evanmug. by Kdangle November 8, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Evan is amazing would liliya say, liliya sees evan as a big brother figure and looks up to them and loves them alot. Liliya has alot of fun chatting with evan and clings onto them on the inside. They also discuss amazing things and play genshin, and have fun with dante + kyro aswell!! Evan deserves the whole world, Liliya wishes she could hug them once but she cannot since it's a screen..
by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
Get the Evan Oiled Upmug.