county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny May 28, 2018

Trinity County

A beautiful but poor county in northwestern California. It's only highways are the State Route 3, 299, and 36. It is a great place to go camping as long as it is not burning down again.

Last summer I went camping in Trinity County.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 17, 2020

Loudon County

Defined by one of the three "NOVA" counties that make up "Northern VA". Loudon County is the most expensive county in Virginia. Filled with a half million illegals and foreigners. The dem-run county let's these people run wild up here. The high cost of rent and housing prices forces most single professionals to quickly move out of the area. The traffic is horrendous and people drive reckless and aggressive.

Loudon County makes up one of the counties that is defined by "Northern VA" or "NOVA". The area is defined by and extremely high cost of living, rent, housing prices, millions of foreigners and illegals, horrible traffic and aggressive, reckless drivers. Those who are single and move here from other regions, quickly move out, because they realize they cannot afford anything more than a 1-bdrm apt.

by radford university February 9, 2023

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest

Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.

Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.

by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022