Chris Treadwell

A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.

Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.

by Jimmy818181 February 14, 2017

chris syndrome

when your name is chris and your IQ is lower 20

my classmate has chris syndrome as he never past any test or exam

by Well a dumb dude on this web May 19, 2017

PegLeg Chris

Usually someone who has a chip on there shoulder and has shit jokes due to having a pegleg. They like fried chicken and pretending to be hard but shit it when challenged

Mate that guy is such a PegLeg Chris Man

by Badmansweetinit October 1, 2018

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

Chris Pratt

the guy who voices mario in the mario movie

Chris Pratt :its me, a mario

by [insert letter spam here] November 8, 2021

Chris McCoy

Can also be referred to as God, Dictator of all ipads at Brother Rice, or Christ in the flesh

Dude did you see Chris McCoy?
Ya hes such a God

by Brother Rice April 20, 2018

Chris Judgement

The misinterpretation that there are less people in a group than there appears to be.

Bald Guy: Dood I swear they got like no one we should go, one has jeans!
Paki Guy: Nah Pham Fuckisyoutalkmbout that Chris Judgement really clouding you right now.

by MIMEK May 21, 2021