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big OOF

when you see someone fall, you may say big OOF. when you fail a test you may say big OOF, or someone says something not funny, you can say big OOF. If you think you can apply the word big OOF to a sentence, you can probably say it.
boy friend: i forgot a condom

girl friend: big OOF
by BlueStripes March 15, 2019
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Big Mon

Big Mon is term used in Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales to describe a physically powerful person with the ability to outperform the average man tactically and strategically.

A typical Big Mon is large, bearded and muscle bound. He primarily uses his physical strength to achieve his goals, but is also known for his ability to tactically evaluate a scenario and turn it to his advantage. His booming bear like voice is very loud and deep, and after consuming alcohol may become impossible to comprehend.

The habitat of a typical Big Mon ranges from physical environments such as a weights room or sports pitch, to a more cerebral environment such as a chess tournament, poker tournament or computer game.
I seen him win a game of chess after drinking 7 sambucas, 8 double vodka and red bulls and 12 pints of beer. He's a Big Mon.

That dude's a Big Mon. I heard him bellowing while drinking from a bottle of vodka about being able to score a goal (in soccer) from the half way line by doing an over head kick on the volley.

Just because he can benchpress 500lbs doesn't mean he's a Big Mon. He's only a Big Mon if he can do it at 6am after 3 hours sleep and 16 cans of beer and half a bottle of vodka.

Hey dude, I done a bet and couldn't work out my return so I asked the Big Mon. To my dismay he told me that I'd wasted my money as Berwick Rangers have 5 players injured and Ballymena United haven't won in 8 games. But if I was by chance successful I'd win 1474.87 quid with my 3quid accumulator. He's crazy ass.
by Big Lod February 27, 2011
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big one

by Teemuh July 27, 2008
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Big Steve

Any man that is named Big Steve should never be near you.
I was walking down a dark alley, and then Big Steve showed up out of nowhere and grabbed me! He pushed me against the wall and immediately took out his 12 inch dildo and stuffed it into my mouth as he grinned evily. With his machete, he began cutting my pants until they fell off and proceeded to fondle my ass. I let out a muffled yell, but it was no use. Before I could try to defend myself, he had already slid his hard rod into my tight hole. I shut my eyes tightly and groaned as he pumped his steel into my ass, and he was loving it. Finally he shot a huge load into my ass and he pulled out, sliding the dildo out of my mouth and handing me my torn pants.

"Next weekend sound alright?" he asked.
"Sure," I responded.
by Chicky Baby August 24, 2006
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big wok

asian male sex organ of long length and girth; a big yellow dick, unique because it's rare (extremely rare, we're talking about asians here)
girl: omg he's got a big wok, i gagged

girl: -gag- big wok -gag-

fortune cookie: "big wok, lilttle talk" lucky numbers 3 9 23 34 35
by Cocktopus February 25, 2010
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big eye

When you are super hungry and EVERYTHING looks good. When you order tons of stuff to eat, only to find out afterwards that you weren't as hungry as you thought you were. e.g. "your eyes are bigger than your stomach".
Man, I was starving. I went to the store and bought a cart load of food. I had a big eye.

At Thanksgiving I tried everything on the table. I had mashed potatoes with gravy, yams with marshmallows, raisin walnut stuffing, turkey, green bean casserole, ham with pineapple and marachino cherries, buttered biscuits and cranberry sauce. My plate was over flowing. After having a few bites of everything, I was stuffed. I hardly touched anything on my plate. I had a big eye.
by jolenesdaddy January 26, 2011
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Big Grumby

After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he'd better take a Big Grumby
by Cramerica Industries January 5, 2007
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