texas

- state of the ugly highways with old pavement, road works, low speedlimit and too many policemen

+ state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living

the only city i loved in texas was austin with its countless trees, nice river and congress building where i could walk around beside all the politicans and with no security around.

by Vabq May 6, 2006

Texas

Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.

There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.

by KaliKali June 23, 2006

texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008

big texas

a delicious cinnamon roll treat found underneath your black roomate's bed

them niggas is wilin' they ate half my box of big texas!

shit son, i need a big texas for breakfast tomorrow

by 6f April 3, 2005

Texas Nun

an emo roomate whom does not bond with other household members while present. His/her dungeon of a room is their favorite place, perhaps because of the warm cuddly feeling.

My roomate is a Texas Nun.

by MDMGKK October 20, 2010

Texas 2 for 1

The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!

The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!

by StrongerMan X September 8, 2011