Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015

levis truck

beat up old truck that has fog lights and rails on the back you cant make sharp turns into parking spots due to the large metal thing on the bumper.

Wow, look at the truck its definately levis truck.

by country girl you wish you had August 02, 2008

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Kid Truck

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

truck and suck

When you have one dick going in and a female friend is sucking your thumb.

A-"Wow, I had a real truck and suck last night"
B-"How was it?"
A-"A-fucking-mazing"

by Bagels21 June 18, 2021

Truck take

An opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular except it's guaranteed to be racist and generally given into a camera from inside a parked truck.

Tyler was fired for using the n-word in a truck take posted to Tic-Tok

by K. Dingus June 06, 2022

Deez Trucks

Referring to a large group of semi-trailers/ trucks passing at an alarming speed.

boy 1: are those semi-trailers behind us?
boy 2: omg yeah they are
semi-trucks drive past them fast

boy 1: oh deez trucks

by Tufts University America August 01, 2023