Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

being a steve

Lying and complaining about everything to elicit sympathy from others, especially on social media.

"Posting a picture of my wife online is crossing the line"
Dude you're being a Steve!!!

by Fresh Drops July 24, 2023

Steve's Patter

Steve's patter is known to be shite 100% of the time

That's some Steve's Patter type shit man.

by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020

steve twerkle

A woman that is on her period and twerking at the club on someone. When she stops and sees a red stain on the pants of the one being twerked on, then asks "did I do that"?

Noun. Did I do that? As she sees her period blood on the pants of the one being twerked on. Steve twerkle on his pants

by Bp127 March 1, 2024

Steve Hearsey

Unit.

“You are huge and sexy!”
“No shit he is Steve Hearsey”

by stevehearseyshead November 11, 2020

steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

by Jobrojob July 16, 2018

Steve will do it

Loves tuggies

Steve will do it loves to get tuggies

by Dez nutssssss May 4, 2022