SPERM AWAY

Another term for a drunk bunch of lads streaking accross a field.

its to cold to sperm away !

by Sasha 123 November 15, 2007

Shakel's Sperm

The fastest sperm in the entire world

"Shakel's sperm is faster than the speed of light!"

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

spermbankin'

1. To be broke and lazy enough to believe it is a good idea to market and sell one's semen.

2. Any act of donating sperm, especially into the mouth of a female.

1. Joe never graduated highschool, so he made most of his living spermbankin'.

2. I'm seein' her tomorrow night, and you know I'm gonna be spermbankin'!

by egotrippen May 22, 2007

sperm reciprocal

(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.

Examples: cunts, colons, mouths

Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.

Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

spermwhich

to cum in between a girls boobs and smash them together and eat it like a mayonnaise sandwhich.

My girlfriend was sad so I gave a spermwhich to cheer her up.

by beer667 October 29, 2010

Sperry Cherry

Having sex on a boat for the first time.

Extra frat for slamming in just your Sperry's or causing tidal waves with the boat

BRO 1: "Bro, do you see that boat rocking side to side on the dock??"
BRO 2: "Bro, that's Chad popping his slampiece's Sperry Cherry!"
BRO 1: "That's my bro!"

by Shootermcjay March 25, 2013

Sperm bridge

An impressive arch achieved during ejaculation over a partner. Copious amounts of ejactulate is required to make the bridge shape. It must run from pelvis to chest.

Man I shot a sperm bridge over your mum last night.

by Kidda101 December 12, 2013