clown shoes

Hypothetical footwear devices said to be worn by individuals exhibiting odd tendencies or giving an impression of overexcitment and misdirected interests. Often seen on individuals from California, but most pronounced in Mauritians with skin cancer.

"That kid with the green hair wears size 16 clown shoes"

by Mister Dog April 8, 2003

freaky two shoes

A good girl with a sexually adventurous side to her when in a monogamous relationship

She is a freaky two shoes.

by mgb1121 March 2, 2010

Poo Poo Shoe

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".

Yo, did you hear that Frank and Lisa performed a perfect Poo Poo Shoe last night?

by Ladies Man345 March 16, 2011

tie his shoe

to hook up

Girl #1: "So, are you going to tie his shoe tonight?"
Girl #2: "Well, it's not like I haven't already tied it."

by ohsnapitsthetor March 24, 2009

pumple shoe sneeze

A sneeze that will not come out.

I had a pumple shoe sneeze that made my head hurt.

by Pumple Shoe July 27, 2018

keep your shoes on

A lack of commitment to any relationship preferably bad ones.Also having no kids or no additional responsibilities besides your own whatsoever.A temporary state of being.

Yo! You going out on a date.Alight kool have fun,but keep your shoes on.

by Mr,Shoes December 8, 2017

peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003