Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
by fucklit April 26, 2024
by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 15, 2022
When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration
by Sexsnail December 06, 2023
When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.
by 3 legged monster May 15, 2025
Me: Did you hear what happened to the restaurant owner?
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass
by Scidaddle skidoodle January 17, 2019
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