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School

School is a place where u learn things that matter. I'm fucking joking of course. Not a single thing that you Learn in school will actually help you in the real world. The so called 'teachers' are just there for the money and the fact that it makes them feel like they have some sort of power towards children. The office staff are all boomers that act like they forgot their medication. The principal does nothing. Oh and there always that one teacher who thinks he's in charge but isn't.
"Hey what did you learn at school today?"
"How important it is to leave on time"
by Realworld-Defonitions November 27, 2019
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School

Me: Burn the school now!
by SussyTom June 28, 2022
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school

A secret JUVENILE PRISON for children and teenagers also a place of Homework and torture
POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any juvenile record
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
by A-Tech Productions August 8, 2016
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school

a hellish prison created by satan to make kids learn about shit hat no one cares about.
school is prison for kids
by uiohjoi May 4, 2018
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School

A fucking torture chamber that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.
Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...
by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020
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School

A mentally straining torture chamber designed for children.
"My son went to school today." "he didn't make it."
by ZWal1723 April 25, 2022
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school

a gross place that me erik and matey will definetly not talk about with jaiden, because who the fuck wants to be reminded of that place where we do nothing but sit in uncomfortable chairs all day and talk about unimportant shit?
"i hate school so i won't talk about it with jaiden."
by evleenneedstherapy November 2, 2018
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