Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

Shale

The rock sediment on running tracks.

Girl 1 : Whats the name of the rock stuff on the track??
Girl 2 : Ummm.... Track gravel... sand turf??
Girl 3 : Wow you guys. It's called shale.

by Brapppppppppp March 28, 2010

stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty September 8, 2005

stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom

Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.

by Scottee Mac October 2, 2007

Disco Shale

really, really GOOD cocaine.

I'm gonna be coked to the gills on New Year's Eve! We're getting some mad Disco Shale!

by Bentech December 26, 2004

Atomic scalp

(n.) the cause of extremely ridiculous hair (not just out-of-bed hair) and the prelude to constant snyde remarks and being made fun of. The word comes from the fact that an atom bomb might as well gone off on the victim/persons/clueless idiot trying to be something or someone he or she is NOT's scalp.

Dude, what's up with your atomic scalp?

Fix up your hair or you're going to have an atomic scalp!

by HerIQis105 March 21, 2009

stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.

Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.

by AgentMike April 29, 2009