A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021
Get the Rusty Assassinmug. When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.
by Carisatgewise October 12, 2015
Get the rusty mulletmug. A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!
Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!
by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023
Get the Rusty Melmug. When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019
Get the Rusty lanternmug. A sexual move in which one person (male or female) shoves a Gordita up a mans ass whilst giving said man a blowjob while humming “La Cucaracha”.
Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
by Offensive Offender February 4, 2020
Get the Rusty Torresmug. by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022
Get the Rusty nutsmug. When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.
by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023
Get the Rusty's Specialmug.