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puppy pad

a slur for discord members who get pissed on by the moderators
dude dunky is such a puppy pad
by TheFakeFew July 3, 2025
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puppy chicken

A boy that bleached his hair platinum blond with a beak of a chicken and a little puppy face.
I'm a puppy chicken! Peck! Peck!
by Rickysucks February 5, 2017
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puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.
Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.
by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.
1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.
by brieftaubee June 28, 2024
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The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.
"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.
by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021
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scarlett..puppy

my best friend, always been there for me no matter what. the kindest person you could ever meet, amazing at everything they do and the best person i’ve ever met. they can never fail to make someone genuinely happy and make me feel better, the best content creator i know and my forever bestfriend
by cashmerepuppup April 14, 2022
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