one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Pretty boy

Jasper. He is pretty boy.<3

Jasper: “Who is the pretty boy?”
Me: “It’s u. You are the pretty boy <3”

by pisskink6942021 June 12, 2021

Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another

The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus

by vcxa May 12, 2021

Pretty privilege

Someone who is more successful because of their appearance and beauty.

She has pretty privilege and gets what she wants.

by Aklexas May 22, 2021

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Yamilé has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen Yamilé"

by masnaab May 25, 2021

pretty

A girl named Crimson Fae

Omg Crimson is so pretty

by UGLY ROACH May 26, 2021

talk pretty

When you talk to somebody, usually a submissive, sexually

Dom: *texting* i know you wanna grind my thigh, pretty girl.
sub: *also texting* gosh don't talk pretty to me when im in public 😳

by PseudonymsRlame August 27, 2021