cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!

homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"

by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009

Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".

"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato

by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013

potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)

"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".

by bowza September 27, 2006

Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

saggy potato

A saggy potato is Jodie.

Jodie your such a saggy potato

by Jodiesucksdicklol August 21, 2018

Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013