happy pirate

When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch

we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate

by catoxx3 March 3, 2011

pirate booty

(adj)when a pirate and another pirate engage into pirate booty.

red beard: hey black beard
black beard: what some my pirate booty?
red: hell ya give me that pirate booty
black beard: spanks ass
red beard: whooo yeah i like this pirate sex matey

by Princess Raquel January 13, 2006

Pirates of the Carribean

A wonderful movie starring Orlando Bloom (w00+! my sex god ^ ~), Johnny Depp (the awesomest actor), Geoffrey Rush, and Keira Knightley (he's mine, back off! ^ ^) in a wonderful action/romance/slight horror/comedy movie that deserves far better reviews than it got. It's an amazing movie, about as good as LOTR and that's saying something.

I have seen it six times and have it pretty much memorized

by Satori Minamino September 12, 2003

butt pirate

A man who loves to raid another boys anal cavity. Such as Taylor and Max

Taylor and Max are butt pirates/bum ninjas

by Bryan davis April 28, 2005

butt pirate

Two flamboyant men who enjoy anal sex.

Conor and Mai are my favorite butt pirates!

by FeFe May 13, 2005

Salty Pirate

wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.

john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.

by aihjhadhioljkgu January 28, 2006

Road Pirate

Simple Peasant Folk usually of Gypsy origin and with low IQs. A road Pirate uses a Ford Focus RS as their vehicle of choice. They tend to drive very badly, often forcing other road users to pull over. A heirachy exists within this group based on who has the loudest exhaust. Road pirates can be spotted congregating in groups in public car parks and talking complete and utter bullshit about their driving achievements. Unfortunately as they drive so badly, in practice their only achievement is getting their car out of the drive intact.

Did you see that road pirate stack it on the bend?

by Turbobeast July 14, 2015