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PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT
Imagine the pain zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER ,then passing a PEANUT after ,QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN I was looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just got a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then you can see how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.

I love when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT it gives it a variety taste of intensity and afterall you can only find ONE AT A "TIME" and that makes you go APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR and he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGED WEE WEE stick.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 16, 2022
mugGet the PEANUTmug.

Peanut butter Jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.
We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.
by The perfect pair November 16, 2019
mugGet the Peanut butter Jelly timemug.

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019
mugGet the Peanut and jam sandwichmug.

Peanut

Peanut- A word to describe the bodily fluids excreted from a trashy bitch when faking an orgasm.
Baylen Levine: Thrusting his Dick into Padme.

Padme: omg your dick is so hard and big I’m going to cum.

Jacob: That bitch faking it bro, now you have Peanut all over you and your mattress.
by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021
mugGet the Peanutmug.

Peanut

A peanut is a type of food used at bars and sport’s games as well as a nut that some people develop an allergy to. Sometimes people call each other peanut.
Hey dude, wanna go eat some peanuts?” Asked James. “Sure!” Said Brody
by HazeNut June 29, 2020
mugGet the Peanutmug.

peanut butter

Using a man’s cum to make butter and sprinkling peanuts on the top
“Hey how did you make that peanut butter?”
i came
by peadough April 27, 2022
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

peanut

The oval seed of a South American plant.

I DON'T LIKE EM'! I'M ALLERGIC!
"I thought you said you weren't allergic to peanuts‽"
by FinkyInTuvalu March 16, 2024
mugGet the peanutmug.

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