Peanut Butter

The one food that is way too addictive but you know it makes you fat asf so you can't ever go on a reasonable diet.

Mom: Hon, quit eating the peanut butter its your 3rd jar this week
You: SHUTTUP MOM ITS GOOD OKAY ? T^T

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!

Karen your son is such a “peanut”

by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020

Peanut

Something that really is... just... useless.

That guy is peanut.

I had sex with her/him, it was peanut.

She is such a peanut.

by Eliasmedini June 16, 2020

Peanut

A peanut is a type of food used at bars and sport’s games as well as a nut that some people develop an allergy to. Sometimes people call each other peanut.

“Hey dude, wanna go eat some peanuts?” Asked James. “Sure!” Said Brody

by HazeNut June 29, 2020

Peanut slug

Another name for an erect penis.

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

Peanut

A nickname given by worshipers of SCP-173

"Peanut is our lord and savior."

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Peanut

OUR lord and savior, dubbed SCP-173 by the SCP foundation

"Praise the Peanut"
"Stop staring at The Holy Peanut"

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020