Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".

"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato

by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013

Mexican Potato

When a woman places her anus above a mans mouth and deficates inside of it.

My buddy said that he loves it when his girlfriend feeds him a Mexican potato.

by SSG 61 July 25, 2012

potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)

"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".

by bowza September 27, 2006

Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

Cell potato

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Limber Potato

A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.

Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.

by MyBigToe January 8, 2011