honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.

"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"

by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015

Honey in your eye

Something some d-bag asshole says to attempt to enter into a lady's panties.

Girl, you got honey in your eye.

by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017

Honey Buff

Short for Honey Buffalo. Phat.

That girl's the honey buff!

by asdf-asdf-asdf April 18, 2009

Honey-boy

A male prostitute: typically a well-hung, handsome looking male; principally reliant upon sex for hire work as a means of employment/ income

The council woman of the Detroit Metropolitan area issued an apology to the public today for using public treasury funds to purchase sex-for-hire honey-boys.

She made the date feel transactional, what does she think I am? A honey-boy? I have feelings, damnit.

by Dick’n the Dirt July 19, 2025

Honey Mask

H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K H O N E Y M A S K

you are handsome with honey mask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Michaelade June 11, 2021

honey rain

The Sweet Saturating Love of A Virtuous Woman That Can Defy All Odds. And Sent By God

Hey Man I Done Had Some Women In My Day. But No One Compares To Anita, Her Loving Is Satisfying To The Soul. Just Like Honey Rain.

by A Angel of God July 14, 2024