ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.

"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Ninja-tits

A women who has a flat chest

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!

by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013