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mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen
“Your gf cheating
Acc? Say mums
“Mums”
by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020
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ur mum gay

a derogatory term, used by british americans to insult varying peple with mums
initial phrase: ur mum gay bro
response: no ur mum gay
by ur mum gay 2111111111111111 December 27, 2018
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Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.
Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.
by Romanrome23 March 16, 2022
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Your mum also

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.
Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”
by Ug8tar August 12, 2022
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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Mum

Loves you
Jk your mum does not love you
by Hello 1w345 June 12, 2024
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MUM

Is very fat
Hey your mum is very fat
by hey when will dad come back December 2, 2022
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