The US government swore tormenting's Pablo with constant E.L.F. broadcasts into standing up for what he didn't believe in would end up being good for the country, but it ended up being an example of The Fallacy of Means when it Really ended in economy ruining sanctions.
by DoomTheory December 22, 2020

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023

Commenting “photoshop” on another girls photo when you can just text your friends privately and confirm that she may photoshop.
by Urban0101 January 25, 2022

by Georgekushnap April 21, 2018

"Meaning" is like the secret code that makes words and stuff important. It's like when you're playing a game and you need the rules to know what to do, except the rules are the meaning and the game is life. Does that make sense?
"Like, I don't get the meaning of this movie. It's just people talking and stuff, but I guess it's supposed to be deep or something? Whatever."
by Laxer35 February 28, 2023

“ IM MEAN TO U BC U LIKE RED ANGRY BIRDS” is what a mean person would say.
“Faiths a clown,honk” is what a mean spirited person told me
“Faiths a clown,honk” is what a mean spirited person told me
by Lv_everyone (from twitterr) March 23, 2021
