lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

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Get the lose hearing in my left eyemug.

That bitch left her cupcakes.

When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.

When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”

by Floatonok November 25, 2020

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Get the That bitch left her cupcakes.mug.

Left Amsterdam

Home of the Ancient Baby Nectar Rabbits that are known for shooting cocaine out of their little furry rabbit cocks when they cum.

Yo Darby are we in Left Amsterdam? I’m 99% sure that Rabbit just shot cocaine out of his little fury cock-a-doo

by Sauce Boss April 28, 2021

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Get the Left Amsterdammug.

def left

When a conversation, that on the surface seems to be about an interesting topic, turns in an opposite direction leaving one confused and/or surprised.

" Oh that's interesting that you have 5 kids."
"Yeah, they all have different fathers that reside in 5 different prisons in 5 different states."
"Wow, that went def left."

by Daquan movin bricks March 20, 2016

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Get the def leftmug.

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

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