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gunt kick 

A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.
I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed
gunt kick by ArmyDave October 1, 2006
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bicycle kick 

an awesome save in soccer that is composed of a half backflip and many crazy arm movements
-whoa! did you see that bicycle kick?!?!?!?

-hell yea i did!
bicycle kick by soccer lover May 30, 2006

Donkey-Kick 

a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.
as a prank i told taylor to donkey-kick jason and it left jason blacked out on the floor.
Donkey-Kick by elyksnave July 19, 2011

National kick a blonde day 

A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass
Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads

Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once

health kick 

diego manicotti went on a health kick to stop eating manicotti
health kick by sleazyice May 1, 2015

Weldon Kick

A kick to a woman's chest that has the ability to break bones. Note: Using this technique makes you ten-times less of a man.
The Weldon Kick is only used by men who are insecure or not sure of their own sexuality.
Weldon Kick by Hentai_lover May 7, 2005