Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

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beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

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dani and kei

Best couple ever there so cute

DANI AND KEI ARE THE BEST

by Dankiee July 29, 2017

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Key fucking

Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it

He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him

by TRIANGLE94 April 30, 2024

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Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.

Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch

by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020

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