A dinky ass bitch who has socks under his bed and cries because gets dropped off by the computer in 2k. Also his a sexual relationship with his pets.
by probably zach or collin May 31, 2020
Get the joshua desimonemug. A 6 Foot 7 Gigachad With a Big 14 Inch D + W Rizz and Mega Drip. Straight from South Sudan, Disappears in The Dark Like a Superhero. Mega Hot And All The Girls Stare at Him as he Has 37 gf's. uWu
Person 1: do u see joshua?
Person 2: yeah he's such a Joshua
Person 1: yeah i really wanna blow his nuts.
Person 2: yeah he's such a Joshua
Person 1: yeah i really wanna blow his nuts.
by RKribs December 19, 2022
Get the Joshuamug. 
Joshua-Daniel also known as “JD”
Is a tall handsome, sexy rugby playing type man who easy to talk to
Most people attract to him like flys to shit
Great snogger
Is a tall handsome, sexy rugby playing type man who easy to talk to
Most people attract to him like flys to shit
Great snogger
by Snowlord69 November 22, 2021
Get the joshua-Danielmug. Has his way with all the ladies, Joshua Lalu has the most disgustingly large level 10 GYATT and was able to rizz up notable figures like Mr Capewell and Joe Morris. He is kind, caring loving of all the women, men and children. He is as handsome as a devil.
by NathanSimms December 22, 2023
Get the Joshua Lalumug. Has a Huge cock, loves to play video games, only gets 3 bitches, very smart guy, loves to hang out with friends and family, never single
by Wrcyts November 21, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. He is never shy and always up for talking! He is very sporty, clever, handsome, and a hit with girls! Usually he lives in the countryside in smaller villages but lives in a big house! He plays Rugby, Football, Cricket (for county) and he is very strong!
by Gymnast2902 January 7, 2020
Get the Joshuamug.