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by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 8, 2024
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Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
by The505 May 22, 2022
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