Iron twister

The Iron twister is when your girl needs to be punished. First you take any metal dust or shavings in a workshop and super glue them to a condom. Then put it on and stick your dick in her pussy and twist it so it really teaches her to stop texting your best friend " accidental nudes"

I Iron twister my girl that'll teach her.

by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021

Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.

Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.

by The universe_actually August 18, 2025

The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007

Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!

it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!

by SammmyS July 27, 2017

Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023

Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.

"I gave myself an iron mama today"

by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020

The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain

hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018