bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!
bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?
jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!
bob: yes tea baging?
jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.
bob: marvallous!
bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?
jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!
bob: yes tea baging?
jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.
bob: marvallous!
by elcaci April 26, 2009
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Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.
“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”
“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”
“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.
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