parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010

Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.

"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."

by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009

personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.

Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.

by or2pod October 5, 2008

charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.

That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.

by Jiffer April 28, 2011

Entering the discomfort zone

To intentionally do uncomfortable things

"What are you doing?"
"Im (Entering the discomfort zone)"

by NonSkrapple April 18, 2022

Zenless Zone Zero

Cross-platform action combat gacha anime-styled pseudo open-world game, developed and published by MiHoYo.

The game that's combat should've been in Honkai: Star Rail.

Also the game that nobody shuts up about Nicole and her tits.

Stoked Zenless Zone Zero fan: NICOLE SEGGS!!!!🥵

Shut up: The uggo hag Nicole? Ew. By definition, she's an uggo hag. W̶o̶l̶f̶ ̶d̶u̶d̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶u̶z̶z̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶.̶ Ahem.

Stoked Zenless Zone Zero fan: Not the barafag talking, lmao!

by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023