Blocked by association

When you've been blocked by someone on Facebook in retribution for a mutual friend blocking the person who blocked you.

Remember how you blocked Kara yesterday because she kept blowing up your shit? Well, now, I've been blocked by association. Thanks a lot!

by I8ur3.14 March 22, 2019

bro-block

When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.

You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"

by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013

Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.

Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.

by Burnthings March 1, 2010

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Blocked Tubo

Best in the fuckin lobby plain and simple, fellow freedom finder and handsome devil, will take your woman (don’t tell rach)

Blocked Tubo joined my lobby and it was an easy win.

by Fellow freedom finder March 22, 2021

Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak April 3, 2016

Bloody Block

When a female blocks you on social media over something that would normally be normal conversation, but she’s on her period and thinks the world owes her something.

Bob made a knock knock joke to Jen and she bloody blocked him over it

by Shane Germelli September 15, 2021