hot jar

To receive oral pleasure after an intense workout in unbreathable pants.

She was looking to spice things up, so I gave her the hot jar.

by Money Hustard October 16, 2015

Hot fido

Much like the admirable crowd-favorite Hot Karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. Feed your dog whatever it is you've noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. Whichever suits you.

Well last night Dexter and I got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice Hot Fido on my chest

by ZaSniper January 24, 2010

hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.

by yourgod December 28, 2005

shit hot

when something is so damn cool that there is no other way to describe it

Did you see his brand new porsche it was shit hot!

by myglocksick October 6, 2008

Hot Wendy

A lewd act similar to a hot carl. Whereas a hot carl involves shitting in someone's mouth and taping it shut, a hot wendy substitutes a used tampon for the fecal matter.

I totally gave Howe a Hot Wendy.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Hot Haddad

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.

George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.

by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011