Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
by Jim & Todd September 7, 2007
Get the Portuguese Home Runmug. Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009
Get the home safety monitoringmug. A fine example of cracker music, it's not really that bad, but its just very, very...(i wanna say white?)
I made my own lyrics for this:
"Sweet home alabama!,
Whitest country in the state!
We gon' hang us a neega,
We'll use my stereo as bait!"
"Sweet home alabama!,
Whitest country in the state!
We gon' hang us a neega,
We'll use my stereo as bait!"
by gri-unit October 1, 2005
Get the sweet home alabamamug. by paulwael October 25, 2006
Get the pound one homemug. It means you are stupid.
by dannetobbe October 21, 2015
Get the lights are on but nobody is at homemug. where the antis think harry got inspiration from to write sweet creature, since it’s a romantic song about his sister and they don’t want to admit who he really wrote it for
antis: the song is about his sister!!
another anti: is his mom favorite, so it’s obvs about her or his sister!!
person with brain: pack it up anti, it’s sweet creature not sweet home alabama.
another anti: is his mom favorite, so it’s obvs about her or his sister!!
person with brain: pack it up anti, it’s sweet creature not sweet home alabama.
by 💙💚💙💚 September 27, 2020
Get the sweet home alabamamug. by half dixie d'amelio, half fish January 31, 2021
Get the sweet home alabamamug.