Portuguese Home Run

Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
by Jim & Todd August 30, 2007
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home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
by Kristakins+Rosie July 03, 2009
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sweet home alabama

A fine example of cracker music, it's not really that bad, but its just very, very...(i wanna say white?)
I made my own lyrics for this:
"Sweet home alabama!,
Whitest country in the state!
We gon' hang us a neega,
We'll use my stereo as bait!"
by gri-unit October 01, 2005
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pound one home

phrase to get people motivated i.e get something done
We need a vid pack in Forum, so lets pound one home boys.
by paulwael October 25, 2006
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sweet home alabama

when you date someone in your family such as your brother.
"i love jack and i want to spend my life with jack"
"sweet home alabama"
by half dixie d'amelio, half fish February 01, 2021
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sweet home alabama

where the antis think harry got inspiration from to write sweet creature, since it’s a romantic song about his sister and they don’t want to admit who he really wrote it for
antis: the song is about his sister!!

another anti: is his mom favorite, so it’s obvs about her or his sister!!
person with brain: pack it up anti, it’s sweet creature not sweet home alabama.
by 💙💚💙💚 September 28, 2020
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She is not a very bright girl, the lights are on but nobody is at home.
by dannetobbe September 05, 2015
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