russian hog tie

when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.

my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.

by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025

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Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

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Hog-ball

To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.

Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?

Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me

Person 1: Why not, let's do this

*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*

by Mr. Defender January 14, 2025

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Hog Bag

When you have been out drinking all day and night. When it's finally time to eat. You hit a drive thru, or order Door Dash. Making an order big enough for 8 people. Making sure to completely stuff your self. While eating your food like you are eating from a Hog Trough.

I just made a McDonald's order that cost 37.50. That's what I call a Hog Bag. Then preceded to stuff all 6 burgers, 3 large fries, and 30 chicken nuggets down my throat

by Gold Standard 1 January 15, 2025

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Hog

A far-right faction overtly concerned with Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives and "wokeism." They believe society is losing its "manliness" and advocate for militaristic approaches and hyper-masculinity. Members are often characterized as insecure, reactionary, and generally unattractive men whose outrage serves as a coping mechanism for their perceived social irrelevance.

"That podcast was just a bunch of hogs complaining about DEI and how society doesn’t value 'real men' anymore."

by aspháragos January 28, 2025

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30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

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