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hipster

Eurotrash sixteen year olds who have less than 2% body fat because they use the money that they'd be spending on food to purchase designer clothing.
Vlad: I was gonna take my G/F out to dinner before prom, but we spent all our dough at the Diesel and FCUK stores.
Wade: Dude, you're such a fucken hipster.
by Hagador December 28, 2005
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hipster

Young whippersnappers who go to sleep at night, and wake up in the morning.
Look at those hipsters, they think they're so cool. I bet hang out at indie coffee shops and say cool things like, "Yeah me too," or whatever.
by kreaee January 13, 2008
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ghetto hipster

A type of hipster who leans more towards the 'streets' than to 'art.'

Hipsters more in tune with Black America than other facets of hipsterdom.
John: Is Emily a hipster emo or a ghetto hipster?

Sara: Well she lives in the ghetto, works with black children all day long, and would rather smoke reefer than read or look at art.

John: Ya, I'd say she falls more into the ghetto hipster category.

Sara: Agreed. She's definitely a ghetto hipster.
by snsAREdumb December 24, 2010
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hipster goth

dude! that hipster goth in the lake just blew a load on that duck!
by Perry Hop March 17, 2008
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hipster

a member of the hipster/indie subculture. secretly, a hipster's main goal is to be superior. denies the fact that he/she is pretentious while looking down upon the less hip person who suggests the fact.

the arts: fashion, music, literature, fine art. said things are more hip if they are foreign. when discussing music, must claim to prefer oldest album to show that the discovery of musician was not recent. favorite writers include Fyodor Dostoevsky, Jack Kerouac, Jean Paul Sartre. wants to major in art or philosophy, then travel the world.

academia: politics, history, current affairs, pop culture. must heavily mock conservative Republican politicians. criticizes historical events and mistakes while discussing and criticizing current national and world affairs. makes approximately ten obscure pop culture references per minute. virtually a human-wikipedia.

pastime: attends shows, creates abstract art, discusses foreign policies, quietly drinks coffee at Starbucks while reading Animal Farm and listening to A Tribe Called Quest with large headphones. often brings along Macbook to update Flickr with warm-green-tinted photos of friends standing in wheat fields. carries cheap wine around at parties and drinks straight out of the bottle.

hipsters deny that they are hipsters and mock other hipsters for being hipsters. most everyone who can define the word "hipster" probably actually belongs to the hipster subculture in one way or another.
hipster1: let's drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon every time Sarah Palin says "maverick."
hipster2: okay. i'm already annihilated
by Belle and Sebastian February 21, 2009
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Hipster

someone who says "I'm so fucking hipster" and wears a red headband. Wears clothes from Urban Outfitters but pretends that shops at a thrift store all the time. probably called Jen.
Jen: "im so fucking hipster"
by SonyaSav February 5, 2008
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Hipster

Hipsters are akin to posers. The age range generally is between the ages of 17-25. Hipsters tend to listen to random indie bands that no one has ever heard of just to try an act cool amongst their friends even if the music isn't good at all. Hipsters are usually smug and think that they are on a higher plateau than that of their peers. When attending school hipsters usually have the "Pocahontas" backpack just to try and be different. Hipsters also try to rebel by smoking cigarettes in a circle of a large group of people whether or not the people in that circle are smokers, they just think that it gives them that edginess and coolness that they so desperately strive for. In summary Hipsters can be classified as a hybrid of a douchebag and poser who tries to act cooler than everyone around them and will convince themselves that they are the only one that matters.
Casual Wear: Dark thick rimmed glasses, short hair (possibly styled), wears clothing with stripes all the time, they will only wear converses.

Ways to use "Hipster" in a sentence

I'm wearing a polo, I hope I don't get taken for a Hipster.

Look at that group of Hipsters, all of them with the same shirt but just a different color.
by RPGAddict May 2, 2010
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