half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

half job by awesome24678 October 16, 2010

half-blocker 

When you see an amazingly hot girl but when you get within half a block you realize she ain't got nothing!

I was about to spit my game but when i got close,she was a half blocker.

half-blocker by Pixi, Trixi, Dixi January 17, 2005

Half Dandy

The act of being 50% dandy and 50% any other random emotion.

The young child was half dandy and half shy

Half Dandy by lolwin! :D October 9, 2008

half breather 

In reference to people in Colorado breathing the thin air at the high altitude. Commonly used at the University of Idaho. Similar to Fog Breather (reference to British people)

That damn half breather plays quarter back for Air Force

half breather by Kibbie April 4, 2009

Half a Blower On 

Intoxicated after a long day of drinking. Drunk, rambling, somewhat loud and obnoxious. Very aware that you are of an altered state. Full Blower status would be completely bombed, stumbling drunk.

I met the guys at the bar for a Bloody Mary around 9am and have been drinking since then. It's now 7pm, I got a half a blower on.

Half a Blower On by Vanilla Thunder22 April 19, 2010

Half Bone 

The state of a penis being in between flaccid and erect; distinctly characterized by being enlarged with blood, but not quite being hard.

"I went to an Avenged Sevenfold concert and met the band. Is it gay if I popped a half bone?"

Half Bone by Slimjimsbathtub September 22, 2011

half face hoe 

Someone who only sends snapchats with one side of there face In the picture.

Ryan is a half face hoe, but his dick game a1

half face hoe by BRITNEYBITCHHHH January 19, 2016