meat grinder teeth

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!

why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!

by metzli April 28, 2010

Banana Grinder

n. A Man Who Enjoys Giving Oral Sex To Other Men

Guy 1. "So Did You Hear Jimmy Preformed Oral Sex On Tommy?"

Guy2. "Yeah, What A Banana Grinder."

by MrBear1001 December 1, 2010

Whatever grinds your loins

Sexual, often used in the same context as "whatever floats your boat". It means whatever turns you on. Means jacking off, or means sex.

"Babe, Whatever grinds your loins.."
Next scene: SEX

by omnomKonrad March 10, 2011

twerk grinding

A twerking of the ass which is bouncing upon another twerking ass

Those two hos just won't stop twerk grinding.
Look at the shaking!

by Alejandro Parques July 5, 2015

pillow grinding

Self explanatory.

Kitzuki and Poppy were in Poppy's room, listening to yaoi. Poppy got turned on by Kitzuki's sexy body, she grabbed her pillow, and grinded on it. Kitzuki said to the pinky, "Are you pillow grinding?" "Yeah," said Poppy. She moaned as she said that. Kitzuki took Poppy in her arms and the two girls shared a passionate kiss. Poppy whispered, "Fuck me as hard as you can, mommy." This turned Kitzuki on, so she pushed her submissive baby girl onto the bed. "Spread your legs, bitch." Poppy did as she was told. Kitzuki took off Poppy's clothes, and her own. Kitzuki then whispered in Poppy's ear, "Itadakimasu, baby." Kitzuki then ate Poppy's pussy. "Oh, fuck," Poppy moaned under her breath. Kitzuki rose up, her face covered in cum. Poppy looked at the redhead, and moaned, "Fuck me." Kitzuki got on top of Poppy and grinded on her. Poppy moaned like crazy, going, "Fuck, ahh, mmm, yeah, fuck, fuck me, mommy, yeah, harder." "Fuck, you feel so good," Kitzuki groaned. "Harder, mommy," Poppy moaned. Kitzuki slammed her vagina into Poppy's, and the two had very passionate sex, Kitzuki going harder and faster and deeper, as Poppy begged for it. "Kitzuki, I'm- ahh- I'm gonna-," Poppy moaned, and she was interrupted. "Shh shh shh, I know, baby girl, I know," Kitzuki said. "Do it for me. I'll cum with you." The girls cummed at the same time, Poppy screamed out, "Mommy!" Kitzuki growled, "Bitch."

by P0PPYTPLAYS August 3, 2021

chill it and go grind

to slack off from work and enjoy oneself, preferably through the medium of surfing...

one surfer dude says to another, "let's chill it and go grind"

by The Vlad March 17, 2009

Fake Grind

When someone pretends they are grinding, but are actually not. Similar to procrastination.

'He said he was going to do work, but I caught him playing fortnite. He is on the fake grind'.

'CLane is never grinding. He is always on that fake grind.'

by Grif98 June 16, 2018