Girlfriend

Something you don't have

Do you have a girlfriend?
No, becuase I'm on UrbanDictionary

by dominoguy11 February 8, 2021

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014

National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.

Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

by Ptr094 September 24, 2022

National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.

It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss

by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021

national girlfriend day

Aug 1st - the day you post embarrasing photos about your girlfriend, then tell her you love her.

- happy national girlfriend day, babe. i posted you
- WHAT?? these are so bad
- hehe, i love you!

by tomikalomi August 1, 2024

Girlfriend Month

Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask

Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles

by Lawjess207 October 3, 2020

Girlfriend

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.

Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??

by DavidandIsaac June 27, 2021