mud flaps

a pair of ass cheeks

1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet

by vwfwefewfwef March 7, 2022

Slush Flap

The build up of snow, slush, ice, sand and road salt behind wheels of a vehicle in the winter.

Guy1: I think I busted my toe.

Guy2: How did you do that?

Guy1: I was trying to kick the slush flap off my car and it was frozen solid.

by Random Anonymous Blackmail April 9, 2012

STINGRAY FLAPS

When the curtains don't match the drapes down below or that shits loose and ya can't touch the sides.

Had stingray flaps cuzzz couldn't feel a thing 😹.

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

Flap

To get shutdown when breaking a rule or law.

We got flapped by our neighbors for smoking weed.

by FloBoy December 13, 2016

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

flap

typical racing driver excuse

oh no i had a flap issue

by GChalkers November 20, 2021